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"84. Must not use military vehicles to ‘Squish' things."

"145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test."

"173. I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance."

"184. When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'."

"191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot."

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