"145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test."
"173. I am not allowed to create new levels of security clearance."
"184. When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'."
"191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot."
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