There was a guy on his motorcycle in a ice cream parlor. He was so fat that you cant see the bike. The two guy teenagers behind him were making fun of him. After about a minute he turned and said “What the fuck is your problem?”
The teenagers said “Why are you so fat?”
Then he said “Cause every time i fuck your momma she give me a cookie.”
yo momma is so fat doesn’t take pictures she takes posters
yo momma is like a bowling ball u pick her up u fuck her and u throw her in the gutter