One morning a patient arrives at a doctor’s surgery complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him “What happened to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. I went in and I knew someone had been with my wife, and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door but no one was there. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running away and dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him…That’s how I strained my back”
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”
He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now? Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and woke up late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it, but I was hit by a fridge.”
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to you…?”
“I was hiding in a fridge and someone threw it from the 3rd floor”