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2006-07-29 Joke

“So how do you find the London?”

“Oh, it’s pretty easy. Got on a boat in New York, get off in Southampton, got on a train to London, you can’t miss it.”


“Excuse me, I’ve got an impression that you poked my eye with your umbrella, kind sir”

“Oh, I’m terribly sorry”

“Don;t mention it, I still have the other eye left”


I’ve heard old man, you buried your wife last week?

Yes, I had to. You know, dead.


Q: When is a duck?

A: Because one of its legs, are both the same.