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2006-06-17 Joke

The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed.

The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and, a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note:

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SET BACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, I’M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!