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2006-05-11 Joke

cookies

There was a guy on his motorcycle in a ice cream parlor.He was so fat that you cant see the bike. The two guy teenagers behind him were making fun of him. After about a minute he turned and said “What the fuck is your problem?”

The teenagers said “Why are you so fat?”

Then he said “ Cause every time i fuck your momma she give me a cookie.”

posters

yo momma is so fat doesn’t take pictures she takes posters

bowling ball

yo momma is like a bowling ball u pick her up u fuck her and u throw her in the gutter