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Semantic Web! WooHoo! Semantic Web! Rox0rs!

Raaa-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-aaaah!!

Rmph.

It'll never work.

...........And when it does work,......

......................................................it'll be SHODDY!!!


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                        <<<      CKH!      >>>

Rock on, Semantic Web!

Are you feeling Semantic??!

I'm feeling ssssmmMMmgMmhgmhm

hggmgggmgMMGMGMmmMmghgmRG--

-MAN-tic!

This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about!!!

What? Here, come--

--come over here...

Here, look at this...

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...see?

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...see that?

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... What?..

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Yeah, you see this?

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My friend -

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...ain't that neat?

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    .   o    O
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   ( You are so incredibly dumb.)

And the appointment,

It just-

It just showed up on there!

Auto-magic-ally!

Auto...

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Auto...

...almost Auto...

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Why, it happened-

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That's it.

I'm going home.

No! This is neat!

Yes.

Camelot is a silly place.

Robots... will rule the world. Come- see my robotic empire!

In French, it's "L'Extrémité."

Could you put this link http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=1&q=http://esw.w3.org/topic/FrontPage&e=912 to the Semantic Web wiki in there somewhere?

Whoah...

The End

Discussion

Originally, I had at the end, a part about Murray pointing out a tall man who was in the process of getting his arm (and more) sawed off by a robot that thought he was a tree because his name was "Trent Green."

But it was already so much work to make this, and it didn't really fit in with the pacing established, so I just lopped it off.

Rendering Murray's "This is a disaster" line a bit of a mystery.

But Still-

... :)

(yes, actually me this time, though I have no proof of my identity except the size tag on my underwear) To think I put such effort into trying to convince this young man of the quixotic and utterly fictional futility of the Semantic Web, and it turns out he's completely insane. Rmph.

i feel deeply insulted. somebody used CAPITALS to represent my opinion. *feh*!

...we return to #wiki, later that evening:

  --> myrrh (~altheim@modem-3120.dasyure.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #wiki
 <myrrh> Rmph.
 * pir laughs.
 <pir> i see lion's been busy.
 <myrrh> yeah. i'm going to strangle him. :-)
 <pir> if you had the semantic web you could find out the precise lat/long of his 
       home and aim a chickensoup missile at it.
 <jroes> we do have precise lat/long of his house
 <jroes> http://www.speakeasy.org/~lion
 * myrrh laughs now
 <pir> what, without the semantic web???
 <fsbot> I'm telling you, you don't want to know.
 <jroes> his lat/long is in his FOAF i think
 <pir> oh, right, geourl.
 <jroes> hahah
 <jroes> :)
 <pir> he he he.
 <jroes> dude
 <jroes> it's myrrh
 <jroes> the master creator of the green CSS theme
 * jroes bows down
 <pir> it is.
 <myrrh> of course, a common fallacy is to believe that i am actually myrrh
 * pir throws flowers
 * myrrh puts one between his teeth and snarls
 <jroes> hah
 * pir throws frankincense
 <jroes> what are you going to strangle lion for?
 * myrrh chews the stuff to make his breath sweeter
 <myrrh> http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
 <pir> http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
 <myrrh> hehe
 <pir> heh.  we've done that a few times today.
 <jroes> i really need to follow CW
 <myrrh> jinx 12345678910
 <myrrh> cat got your tongue, pir?
 <pir> *mrrghl*
 <myrrh> i've completely forgotten how to break jinx
 <myrrh> so you're hosed
 <jroes> rofl
 <jroes> this is retarded
 <myrrh> but then again, so am i
 <jroes> someone is an ascii artist
 <myrrh> just ate a whole pint of ben and jerry's
 <myrrh> i am flyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
 <pir> <life of brian> we're all retarted!</life of brian>
 <pir> sweet sugar high.  soon to be a new series for teenagers.
 <myrrh> a friend of mine suggests giving high powered motorcycles to all 16 year old boys
 <myrrh> survival of the fittest and all
 <pir> he wants to control the earth's population?
 <myrrh> only improve it. only the smartest ones survive to breed
 <myrrh> i suggest a high powered motorcycle and two pints of ben and jerry's
 <myrrh> wwwhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 <pir> and some girls by the roadside in miniskirts.
 <myrrh> *** CRACK ***
 <myrrh> it would have killed me.
 <pir> nobody thought to give you a high-powered bike, eh.
 <myrrh> i bought one of my own at 20. did a double flip over a toyota and lived to tell about it
 <myrrh> came down on my head too
 <myrrh> no wonder i'm retarded
 * pir is not going for the obvious...
 <pir> i was trying to show some class.
 <pir> but why, i ask you, why.
 <myrrh> you mean, did i land on a miniskirt?
 <pir> no, i wasn't gonna go for the retarded bit.
 <myrrh> why did the motorcyclist cross the toyota?
 <pir> because there was a chicken on the other side.
 <myrrh> unfortunately, just some asphalt
 <pir> *ouch*.
 <myrrh> yeah. ouch^2
 <myrrh> i had on leather race gloves but couldn't get either them or my helmet off because my wrists were broken
 <pir> shit.
 <myrrh> so i went up to the driver to hit him anyway, but dammit, i knew the guy. an editor on the college newspaper.
 <myrrh> nice, absent minded family man
 <myrrh> just turned in front of me without looking, then stopped
 <pir> who had already procreated, so it was too late for birth control.
 <myrrh> yes, exactly.  i would have offered him my motorcycle, but it was totaled
 <pir> *heh*.
 <myrrh> anyway... back to stranging lion.
 <myrrh> or strangling him.
 <lion> :)
 <lion> <g>
 <lion> Back
 <lion> :)
 * pir grins.
 <myrrh> put up your dukes
 * lion laughs hysterically.
 <lion> Huugh!
 * lion puts paws up :)
 <lion> Yawanna talk sem web?
 <pir> aww, look at the kitty!
 <myrrh> Rmph.
 <lion> ;)
 <lion> :)
 <lion> :) :) :)
 <lion> So, really-
 <lion> why don't you like the fabrication model?
 <lion> what's wrong with it?
 <lion> I'm okay with it being wrong,
 <myrrh> ..........it'll never work!
 <lion> I just need to know why.
 <lion> H'come?
 <myrrh> it'll be SHODDY!
 <lion> :)
 <lion> ;D
 <lion> <laugh>
 <lion> :)
 <lion> <g>
 <myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
 * lion about to really fall off his broken chair.
 <myrrh> You know what I'm talking about!!!
 <pir> i'm feeling semantic.
 * lion is red in the face.
 <myrrh> You are so incredibly dumb.
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> ...
 * lion is losing his breath-
 <myrrh> ........
 * lion is about to die.
 <myrrh> ....................
 <lion> Yellow Lion is About To Die!
 <myrrh> .............................................................
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> ............................................................................................
 <lion> : ) : ) ) ) ) )
 <myrrh> ......................................................................................................................
 <pir> green elf is feeling more semantic by the minite.
 <myrrh> ......................................................................................................................................................................
 <jroes> myrrh looks mad
 <lion> SHODDY! Shoddy! shoddy! .|.||. .mn m..
 <lion> :)
 <lion> jroes: Did you see it?
 <myrrh> :-)
 <jroes> yeah
 <myrrh> ...AAAaaUUGGgghhh!
 <lion> :)
 <pir> mel gibson's  "the semantic web of christ"
 >jroes< In case you haven't: http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
 <myrrh> okay smartass.
 <lion> :)
 <lion> :)
 * myrrh LOL
 <myrrh> pir, that's the BEST!
 <pir> it needs some blood.
 <myrrh> hehe
 <lion> lemme read the backlog here-
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> damn, but nobody will know what the hell i'm talking about if i try to use that joke anywhere else...
 <pir> das saugt.  :)
 <pir> but we'll all know.
 <lion> okay
 <lion> :)
 <pir> 5 years from now, you can pull it out and reduce us all to infants.
 <myrrh> i'm finally starting to calm down. those sugar highs don't last long, thank god
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> and there's no more ben and jerry's in the freezer
 <lion> hehe .... heh...hehehheheh...
 <lion> :) heeHEHeeAHhAaaAahaheheehe....
 <jroes> maybe your refrigerator will automagically get some b&js
 <pir> there are times when webcams could be cool, i admit it.
 <myrrh> cause it will connect via the....
 <myrrh> SEMANTIC WEB!
 <lion> :)
 <lion> <g>
 <pir> until my refrigerator can give me bj's i am down on the semantic web.
 <jroes> rofl
 <lion> ;)
 <pir> oops.  small semantic error.
 <myrrh> and little greasy robots will deliver b&js to my door
 <myrrh> the bjs come later
 <lion> ewwwWwww
 <myrrh> are we all in finland?
 * lion just wants anime chix0rs.
 <pir> you made your own little one.  :)
 <lion> <laugh>
 <lion> Yeah, but...
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> You know what I'm talking about!!!
 <lion> <laugh>
 <myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
 <lion> <g>
 <myrrh> i'm going to become a bot
 <lion> This is never going to end. :)
 <myrrh> and make your worst nightmare come true
 <lion> This is going to last for a very very long time.
 <pir> semanticbot
 <lion> :)
 <pir> jroes is gonna write it.
 <myrrh> muridiotbot
 <jroes> haha
 <jroes> no wahy
 <lion> WHAT you SAY?
 <pir> way!
 <jroes> myrrh can do it himself with the help of the semantic web
 <myrrh> put up yore dukes
 * lion lifts paws. ;)
 <myrrh> shift right dodge left
 <pir> kitty!
 <myrrh> uppercut!
 * lion duchs
 * myrrh ducks
 <lion> HYA!
 <myrrh> both hit head
 <lion> fwit-fwit-fwit
 <myrrh> jab left
 * pir throws a dachshund.
 <myrrh> jab right
 * lion disappears into shadow.
 <lion> dowedOoooooo...
 * lion falls from the ceiling
 * myrrh ducks dachsund, throws schnauzer
 <lion> Augh!
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> ooufhfhfhfhggggfffff
 <lion> Are you feeling Semantic??!
 <myrrh> roundhousepunch
 <lion> I'm feeling semantic!
 <myrrh> no way semantic boy
 <lion> ssssmmMMmgMmhgmhm
 <myrrh> put up yore dukes
 <lion> hggmgggmgMMGMGMmmMmghgmRG--
 <lion> MAN-tic!
 <myrrh> you sassed me foh the last tahm
 <lion> I'll get you today for sure!
 <myrrh> roundhousepunch
 <lion> Super Lion KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
 * myrrh ducks and throws another dachsund
 <lion> whaaaaai!
 <myrrh> oooooph
 <lion> PAUSE!
 <lion> What's a dachsund.
 <pir> a wienerdog
 <myrrh> a weiner dog
 <lion> UN-PAUSE!
 <lion> WHAP!
 <myrrh> jinx12345678910
 <lion> whoolah!
 <myrrh> oooooooooooooffffffffff
 <myrrh> jab left jab right
 <myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
 <myrrh> ...
 * lion meditates.
 * myrrh ducks and throws another dachsund at a meditating lion
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 <lion> CASTLE ATTACK!
 <myrrh> fucking disneyland. now i know where you call home!
 <pir> there is no manticore in semantic.
 <myrrh> semantic my ass
 <jroes> wow
 <pir> not today, i have a headache.
 <myrrh> mr. bendover
 <lion> :)
 <myrrh> while he's not looking, another JAB to the shiny black nose!
 <lion> My Eastern Standard Tribe Base is in DisneyLand.
 <lion> Naked Lady Distraction Defence!
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 <lion> Oh wait-
 <lion> no, no,...
 <lion> ne'er mind.
 <lion> Public channel.
 <lion> Jeff Minter, go home.
 <lion> Or uh.
 <lion> That was Jittlov.
 <lion> Mike Jittlov.
 <lion> Yah.
 <lion> Guys.
 <lion> Guys.
 <lion> You can stop surfing for-
 <lion> ...
 <jroes> ok, good thing I have to go to sleep because otherwise I might
         eventually figure out what the hell is going on over here.
 <lion> :)
 <lion> We're having a pillow fight.
 <lion> Over the SEMANTIC WEB!
 <myrrh> okay, you win. naked ladies always drive me to distraction.
 <lion> :)
 <-- jroes has quit ("sleeping in his semantic bed")
 <lion> Lion. Wins!
 <myrrh> Rmph. It'll never work.
 <pir> *heh*.
 <lion> see that?
 <myrrh> what? faster than a speeding bullet?
 <lion> ain't that neat?
 <pir> able to leap tall buildings!
 <myrrh> sharper than a locomotive?
 <myrrh> quieter than a mouse?
 <myrrh> dumber than a SEMANTIC WEB!
 <pir> even dumber?
 <myrrh> even dumber
 <lion> . o O ( You are so incredibly dumb. )
 <myrrh> i feel realllly realllayyy realleeealalay dumb
 <myrrh> but even still.
 <lion> <THE END/>
 <myrrh> Rmph. It'll never work.
 <pir> #wiki is a silly place.
 <pir> robots rule it.
 <myrrh> i am completely serious
 <myrrh> i can blame it all on b&j.
 <pir> cerious.  sirius.  series.
 <lion> :)
 <lion> Sirius Black.
 <pir> and the motorcycle.
 <lion> No, that was Hagrid.
 * myrrh sighs
 <lion> It just showed up on there!
 <myrrh> I feel all played out. Was it good for you too?
 <lion> Yep.
 <pir> That's it.
 <pir> I'm going home.
 <myrrh> I won't be around for breakfast.
 <lion> :)
 <lion> . o O ( X X X )
 * pir has a virtual cigarette.
 <myrrh> can i have a drag on yours? i'm fresh out.
 * pir hands it over.
 * myrrh puffs
 * myrrh hands it back
 <myrrh> thanks
 <pir> anytime.
 <myrrh> next time i'll bring the gin
 <lion> :)

I thought MeatballWiki was supposed to be the post-modern one. My head hurts! -- SunirShah

There's really no competition because we are decidedly pre-modern around here (some might even say "primitive"). But how do we know you're the real Sunir Shaw? Ask the SEMANTIC WEB! NOT! -- MurrayAltheim

Not competition. I only come here to remind myself just how weird and unintelligible I am, and then I see this, and I think "holy snarkies, maybe I'm the normal one." -- SunirShah

cooperative weirdness. DIS*AS*TER! :)

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