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-MAN-tic!
This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about!!!
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No! This is neat!
Robots... will rule the world. Come- see my robotic empire!
In French, it's "L'Extrémité."
Could you put this link http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=1&q=http://esw.w3.org/topic/FrontPage&e=912 to the Semantic Web wiki in there somewhere?
Whoah...
Originally, I had at the end, a part about Murray pointing out a tall man who was in the process of getting his arm (and more) sawed off by a robot that thought he was a tree because his name was "Trent Green."
But it was already so much work to make this, and it didn't really fit in with the pacing established, so I just lopped it off.
Rendering Murray's "This is a disaster" line a bit of a mystery.
But Still-
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--> myrrh (~altheim@modem-3120.dasyure.dialup.pol.co.uk) has joined #wiki
<myrrh> Rmph.
* pir laughs.
<pir> i see lion's been busy.
<myrrh> yeah. i'm going to strangle him. :-)
<pir> if you had the semantic web you could find out the precise lat/long of his
home and aim a chickensoup missile at it.
<jroes> we do have precise lat/long of his house
<jroes> http://www.speakeasy.org/~lion
* myrrh laughs now
<pir> what, without the semantic web???
<fsbot> I'm telling you, you don't want to know.
<jroes> his lat/long is in his FOAF i think
<pir> oh, right, geourl.
<jroes> hahah
<jroes> :)
<pir> he he he.
<jroes> dude
<jroes> it's myrrh
<jroes> the master creator of the green CSS theme
* jroes bows down
<pir> it is.
<myrrh> of course, a common fallacy is to believe that i am actually myrrh
* pir throws flowers
* myrrh puts one between his teeth and snarls
<jroes> hah
* pir throws frankincense
<jroes> what are you going to strangle lion for?
* myrrh chews the stuff to make his breath sweeter
<myrrh> http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
<pir> http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
<myrrh> hehe
<pir> heh. we've done that a few times today.
<jroes> i really need to follow CW
<myrrh> jinx 12345678910
<myrrh> cat got your tongue, pir?
<pir> *mrrghl*
<myrrh> i've completely forgotten how to break jinx
<myrrh> so you're hosed
<jroes> rofl
<jroes> this is retarded
<myrrh> but then again, so am i
<jroes> someone is an ascii artist
<myrrh> just ate a whole pint of ben and jerry's
<myrrh> i am flyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pir> <life of brian> we're all retarted!</life of brian>
<pir> sweet sugar high. soon to be a new series for teenagers.
<myrrh> a friend of mine suggests giving high powered motorcycles to all 16 year old boys
<myrrh> survival of the fittest and all
<pir> he wants to control the earth's population?
<myrrh> only improve it. only the smartest ones survive to breed
<myrrh> i suggest a high powered motorcycle and two pints of ben and jerry's
<myrrh> wwwhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pir> and some girls by the roadside in miniskirts.
<myrrh> *** CRACK ***
<myrrh> it would have killed me.
<pir> nobody thought to give you a high-powered bike, eh.
<myrrh> i bought one of my own at 20. did a double flip over a toyota and lived to tell about it
<myrrh> came down on my head too
<myrrh> no wonder i'm retarded
* pir is not going for the obvious...
<pir> i was trying to show some class.
<pir> but why, i ask you, why.
<myrrh> you mean, did i land on a miniskirt?
<pir> no, i wasn't gonna go for the retarded bit.
<myrrh> why did the motorcyclist cross the toyota?
<pir> because there was a chicken on the other side.
<myrrh> unfortunately, just some asphalt
<pir> *ouch*.
<myrrh> yeah. ouch^2
<myrrh> i had on leather race gloves but couldn't get either them or my helmet off because my wrists were broken
<pir> shit.
<myrrh> so i went up to the driver to hit him anyway, but dammit, i knew the guy. an editor on the college newspaper.
<myrrh> nice, absent minded family man
<myrrh> just turned in front of me without looking, then stopped
<pir> who had already procreated, so it was too late for birth control.
<myrrh> yes, exactly. i would have offered him my motorcycle, but it was totaled
<pir> *heh*.
<myrrh> anyway... back to stranging lion.
<myrrh> or strangling him.
<lion> :)
<lion> <g>
<lion> Back
<lion> :)
* pir grins.
<myrrh> put up your dukes
* lion laughs hysterically.
<lion> Huugh!
* lion puts paws up :)
<lion> Yawanna talk sem web?
<pir> aww, look at the kitty!
<myrrh> Rmph.
<lion> ;)
<lion> :)
<lion> :) :) :)
<lion> So, really-
<lion> why don't you like the fabrication model?
<lion> what's wrong with it?
<lion> I'm okay with it being wrong,
<myrrh> ..........it'll never work!
<lion> I just need to know why.
<lion> H'come?
<myrrh> it'll be SHODDY!
<lion> :)
<lion> ;D
<lion> <laugh>
<lion> :)
<lion> <g>
<myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
* lion about to really fall off his broken chair.
<myrrh> You know what I'm talking about!!!
<pir> i'm feeling semantic.
* lion is red in the face.
<myrrh> You are so incredibly dumb.
<lion> :)
<myrrh> ...
* lion is losing his breath-
<myrrh> ........
* lion is about to die.
<myrrh> ....................
<lion> Yellow Lion is About To Die!
<myrrh> .............................................................
<lion> :)
<myrrh> ............................................................................................
<lion> : ) : ) ) ) ) )
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<pir> green elf is feeling more semantic by the minite.
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<jroes> myrrh looks mad
<lion> SHODDY! Shoddy! shoddy! .|.||. .mn m..
<lion> :)
<lion> jroes: Did you see it?
<myrrh> :-)
<jroes> yeah
<myrrh> ...AAAaaUUGGgghhh!
<lion> :)
<pir> mel gibson's "the semantic web of christ"
>jroes< In case you haven't: http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/community/TheSemanticWebComedy
<myrrh> okay smartass.
<lion> :)
<lion> :)
* myrrh LOL
<myrrh> pir, that's the BEST!
<pir> it needs some blood.
<myrrh> hehe
<lion> lemme read the backlog here-
<lion> :)
<myrrh> damn, but nobody will know what the hell i'm talking about if i try to use that joke anywhere else...
<pir> das saugt. :)
<pir> but we'll all know.
<lion> okay
<lion> :)
<pir> 5 years from now, you can pull it out and reduce us all to infants.
<myrrh> i'm finally starting to calm down. those sugar highs don't last long, thank god
<lion> :)
<myrrh> and there's no more ben and jerry's in the freezer
<lion> hehe .... heh...hehehheheh...
<lion> :) heeHEHeeAHhAaaAahaheheehe....
<jroes> maybe your refrigerator will automagically get some b&js
<pir> there are times when webcams could be cool, i admit it.
<myrrh> cause it will connect via the....
<myrrh> SEMANTIC WEB!
<lion> :)
<lion> <g>
<pir> until my refrigerator can give me bj's i am down on the semantic web.
<jroes> rofl
<lion> ;)
<pir> oops. small semantic error.
<myrrh> and little greasy robots will deliver b&js to my door
<myrrh> the bjs come later
<lion> ewwwWwww
<myrrh> are we all in finland?
* lion just wants anime chix0rs.
<pir> you made your own little one. :)
<lion> <laugh>
<lion> Yeah, but...
<lion> :)
<myrrh> You know what I'm talking about!!!
<lion> <laugh>
<myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
<lion> <g>
<myrrh> i'm going to become a bot
<lion> This is never going to end. :)
<myrrh> and make your worst nightmare come true
<lion> This is going to last for a very very long time.
<pir> semanticbot
<lion> :)
<pir> jroes is gonna write it.
<myrrh> muridiotbot
<jroes> haha
<jroes> no wahy
<lion> WHAT you SAY?
<pir> way!
<jroes> myrrh can do it himself with the help of the semantic web
<myrrh> put up yore dukes
* lion lifts paws. ;)
<myrrh> shift right dodge left
<pir> kitty!
<myrrh> uppercut!
* lion duchs
* myrrh ducks
<lion> HYA!
<myrrh> both hit head
<lion> fwit-fwit-fwit
<myrrh> jab left
* pir throws a dachshund.
<myrrh> jab right
* lion disappears into shadow.
<lion> dowedOoooooo...
* lion falls from the ceiling
* myrrh ducks dachsund, throws schnauzer
<lion> Augh!
<lion> :)
<myrrh> ooufhfhfhfhggggfffff
<lion> Are you feeling Semantic??!
<myrrh> roundhousepunch
<lion> I'm feeling semantic!
<myrrh> no way semantic boy
<lion> ssssmmMMmgMmhgmhm
<myrrh> put up yore dukes
<lion> hggmgggmgMMGMGMmmMmghgmRG--
<lion> MAN-tic!
<myrrh> you sassed me foh the last tahm
<lion> I'll get you today for sure!
<myrrh> roundhousepunch
<lion> Super Lion KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
* myrrh ducks and throws another dachsund
<lion> whaaaaai!
<myrrh> oooooph
<lion> PAUSE!
<lion> What's a dachsund.
<pir> a wienerdog
<myrrh> a weiner dog
<lion> UN-PAUSE!
<lion> WHAP!
<myrrh> jinx12345678910
<lion> whoolah!
<myrrh> oooooooooooooffffffffff
<myrrh> jab left jab right
<myrrh> This is a FUCKING *DIS*AS*TER*!!!
<myrrh> ...
* lion meditates.
* myrrh ducks and throws another dachsund at a meditating lion
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<lion> CASTLE ATTACK!
<myrrh> fucking disneyland. now i know where you call home!
<pir> there is no manticore in semantic.
<myrrh> semantic my ass
<jroes> wow
<pir> not today, i have a headache.
<myrrh> mr. bendover
<lion> :)
<myrrh> while he's not looking, another JAB to the shiny black nose!
<lion> My Eastern Standard Tribe Base is in DisneyLand.
<lion> Naked Lady Distraction Defence!
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<lion> Oh wait-
<lion> no, no,...
<lion> ne'er mind.
<lion> Public channel.
<lion> Jeff Minter, go home.
<lion> Or uh.
<lion> That was Jittlov.
<lion> Mike Jittlov.
<lion> Yah.
<lion> Guys.
<lion> Guys.
<lion> You can stop surfing for-
<lion> ...
<jroes> ok, good thing I have to go to sleep because otherwise I might
eventually figure out what the hell is going on over here.
<lion> :)
<lion> We're having a pillow fight.
<lion> Over the SEMANTIC WEB!
<myrrh> okay, you win. naked ladies always drive me to distraction.
<lion> :)
<-- jroes has quit ("sleeping in his semantic bed")
<lion> Lion. Wins!
<myrrh> Rmph. It'll never work.
<pir> *heh*.
<lion> see that?
<myrrh> what? faster than a speeding bullet?
<lion> ain't that neat?
<pir> able to leap tall buildings!
<myrrh> sharper than a locomotive?
<myrrh> quieter than a mouse?
<myrrh> dumber than a SEMANTIC WEB!
<pir> even dumber?
<myrrh> even dumber
<lion> . o O ( You are so incredibly dumb. )
<myrrh> i feel realllly realllayyy realleeealalay dumb
<myrrh> but even still.
<lion> <THE END/>
<myrrh> Rmph. It'll never work.
<pir> #wiki is a silly place.
<pir> robots rule it.
<myrrh> i am completely serious
<myrrh> i can blame it all on b&j.
<pir> cerious. sirius. series.
<lion> :)
<lion> Sirius Black.
<pir> and the motorcycle.
<lion> No, that was Hagrid.
* myrrh sighs
<lion> It just showed up on there!
<myrrh> I feel all played out. Was it good for you too?
<lion> Yep.
<pir> That's it.
<pir> I'm going home.
<myrrh> I won't be around for breakfast.
<lion> :)
<lion> . o O ( X X X )
* pir has a virtual cigarette.
<myrrh> can i have a drag on yours? i'm fresh out.
* pir hands it over.
* myrrh puffs
* myrrh hands it back
<myrrh> thanks
<pir> anytime.
<myrrh> next time i'll bring the gin
<lion> :)
I thought MeatballWiki was supposed to be the post-modern one. My head hurts! -- SunirShah
There's really no competition because we are decidedly pre-modern around here (some might even say "primitive"). But how do we know you're the real Sunir Shaw? Ask the SEMANTIC WEB! NOT! -- MurrayAltheim
Not competition. I only come here to remind myself just how weird and unintelligible I am, and then I see this, and I think "holy snarkies, maybe I'm the normal one." -- SunirShah